Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad By Myself Proves He Needs Better Ideas

February 8th, 2010

I admit that Tyler Perry’s success with his special collection of films is unique in African-American cinema history. I can also appericate that he came from nothing and that nobody black should be hating on his success. In watching I Can Do Bad All By Myself as a movie viewer and not a movie viewer of the African-American community, the problems with his stories become much clearer.

I look at this poster with great upset. Here, in all of her glory, is one of the finest women ever to grace the cinema stage. Yet as soon as the credits role, it is clear the movie isn’t really about her. I Can Do Bad All By Myself, which is based on the stage play of the same name written by Tyler Perry, is a film that merely has Taraji P. Henson acting and speaking in accordance to the Tyler Perry universe.

I wish I could go into the plot of the film, but Perry’s movies aren’t about plots or structure. From Diary Of A Mad Black Woman to I Can Do Bad All By Myself, the issues and problems of the African-American community that have been done before get basically rehashed in his films without bringing anything new to the table. Sure it’s nice to showcase scenes where adults show they are adults and make sure young children respect them. What Perry seems to do, in addition to going over the top with themes of this nature, is repeat in every other scene the same issue.

Issue-oriented films are a touchy thing for audiences. Topics that deal in the grey area of love, family and relationships are things people experience everyday of their lives. To shine the darker aspects of these issues in a film, without taking a different prespective, often make an audience feel like they are watching a news commentator on one of the big cable networks.

Woody Allen essentially has been doing these same themes that Tyler Perry has been doing for years. The difference between the two is not a difference in race, or a difference in their cultural backgrounds. The thing that makes Annie Hall repeat watching over I Can Do Bad All By Myself is it’s ability to make those very dark moments in life not only funny, but ironic as well. Life is hell, but it’s hell partly because some of us are too used to it.

Brian J. White’s character, who plays a married man who sleeps with April (played by Henson) on the side, is abusive and controlling. He tells her on the constant that he loves her, she believes him. The question we are never answered is exactly why she got with him. Given that I have recently been told  something about someone doing something similar to what Henson’s character is doing recently, it would have made sense for me to know the events take took place that made her choose such a dispicable man.

Perry’s problem, which existed in just about all the characters in this film, is there really is no backstory. 

Why is Brian J. White’s character a control freak?

Why does he keep having children with a woman he doesn’t really love?

Why does he sleep with another woman while still married to his wife?

If you buy the idea that we really don’t need to care about Brian J. White’s character given that he is a terrible man in the first place, then please explain why Adam Rodriguez’s character was any better for April. He’s a good man who tries to see the good in everyone, but can someone like that with such a good heart really deal with someone so damaged by life? It would be interesting, and perhaps a good way to balance White’s character with Rodriguez’s, to show that he was married to a good woman who died.

This idea, however hokey it may appear, would suggest that both Adam and Taraji’s characters have something in common; Taraji’s character doesn’t know how to love anyone and Adam’s character would be simply a broken man who is looking for something to replace someone he lost. It would be the equivalent of something very real in relationships; there are no perfect candinates, you pick the abusive cheater or the man who tries to see his wife in other women. Since I can’t go back and write re-write his stories, I’ll just accept what is on screen, which as it stands isn’t all that great.

When It Hurts

February 6th, 2010

The title is a steal from Avant. So sue me.

Yesterday I found out some information on a girl I know at work. This information, first and foremost, is not true. This information on the other hand triggered my brain to think on where the truth may lie in the information. After awhile, somethings about this girl started to occur to me.

Physical attraction lands the average man and woman in the worst of all places. You see a nice and pretty box with beautiful wrapping and a little bow on top, you take the box home and worship it to death — you never, at no time, ever think to open the box. You don’t want to open the box because you know what’s inside, or you imagine what’s inside isn’t as pretty as what’s on the outside.

The darkside waits in every person and springs out at any time.

This woman’s darkside was a side I was aware of. I heard it through her speech and through her actions in regards to conversing with me. I never like to trust my instinct.

Instinct, first impressions and deduction are often short-hand ways of summing up an individual. It’s easier, it doesn’t strain the brain, and it makes a person in life feel more in control of who he or she picks in life. I’m one of those people who look past the surface after awhile.

It can be depressing to be that way.

I still think about that information handed to me yesterday, mostly because of what I already knew. I didn’t really care too much whether the information was true. I only cared that it made me piece together the puzzle that often takes longer for me to figure out when it comes to women.

One thing sticks out to me that suggests how the information fits. She was talking a few months back about how hurt feelings don’t matter and how people usually get over them being hurt. I don’t think that’s true. I just think that the expiration date for giving a damn is always around the corner.

The hurt is still there.

Am I hurt? No.

Just disappointed.

The anger is brief. What is left is the truth.

The truth, as they say, sets you free. I question the free part.

How To Cure Post-Avatar Depression

February 3rd, 2010

If you’ve seen James Cameron’s Avatar, and you actually liked it and didn’t put it into a political racial context, it’s more than likely you were depressed by the tragic scenes that take place in the middle of the film. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’ll have to see the film – or watch my video to follow where I’m going here.

Anyhow, this video is designed to be a helpful and simple hand to those who feel depressed by the film. Simply put, see another movie that isn’t quite as strong in fantasy. Up In The Air is a good suggestion.

Cute Bunnies Are Selling Lottery Tickets!

February 3rd, 2010

So I’m on YouTube for some reason browsing around like always and I find this commercial for the New York Lottery’s Sweet Millions Lotto.

I was actually consequently when watching this video, thinking about another commercial that Liberty Mutual awhile back. It’s kinda on the level of Pay-It-Forward, but it works:

I recognize that doing things for other people just for the sake of being kind doesn’t come with money, but the universe sometimes loves you back when do so. That is, if you believe in such things. That is, if you are a dreamer, a hoper, a magic-bean buyer…

I need to get laid sometime.

SimpleCast: 2/3/2010 — On Voting

February 3rd, 2010

I said I wasn’t going to get political, but a twitter conversation from the other night inspired this.

Why I Write For Free

February 3rd, 2010

2010-02-02 13-45-23.437 I was reading an article tweeted by Danyel Smith, who herself was at one time the editor-in-chief of Vibe Magazine, from a man named Alan Mutter about essentially being a journalist for free. Apparently he is the CEO of Silicon Valley and therefore should be taken seriously whenever he speaks.

I can agree with that in perhaps other things he writes (I haven’t read much of his blog at the moment). The notion that writing for exposure is wrongheaded is wrong in itself. Everyone in their field has to crawl before they walk. Demanding you get first prize before you are able to prove you deserve it speaks of a grand ego.

Turning this all around, can I really say that I am a journalist? No. I don’t spend all of my days sitting at the computer and I certainly don’t spend all my days trying to pump out movie reviews. I am just a regular guy.

I didn’t go to school to learn how to be a writer, I’ve always been a writer. I just never really thought of myself as a writer in the “can’t stop, won’t stop” thought of mind because I never saw it as a career move. Before I even think about writing, I think about things I have to do beforehand to even have the time to write.

Being a journalist these days is akin to being more of a repeater of the news rather than a person who reports anything new. Thousands of articles about the same event are pumped from different news organizations these days and they all seem to be coming from the same angles. People who dabble in reading the news, or even the ones who write the news, must get frustrated at how to go about making such mundane topics as political corruption seem even remotely interesting to a jaded news reader.

Scott Butki, who used to write for Blogcritics Magazine and now writes for MSNBC’s Newsvine, used to be a newspaper writer. He doesn’t work in that field anymore, but he still churns out articles as if he is a news reporter. There is some payment involved for the articles he writes, but it’s not like the payments you receive are anywhere near the kind you can brag about.

Butki, as well as myself, simply love to write. I think he does more than I do in terms of pumping out content. Still, we think about it in our sleep and in our daily thoughts. It may take me longer to get out a thought more than Scott does, but at least I get it out. If I thought about whether I, journalist or ordinary writer, was gonna make money from something, I would never actually enjoy writing.

Mutter is perhaps right about the money issue. I’m sure during his time when he was building Silicon Valley that he was told his idea was nuts too. Some of us who write for free might actually be having drinks next to him in a few years.

Kate Beckinsale To Battle Vampires Again In The Unneeded “Underworld 3D”?

February 3rd, 2010

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Hollywood has an obsession with the vampire genre these days. With the likes of the Twilight franchise and every Tom, Dick and Harry trying to duplicate it’s success, it’s only logical that Underworld would return.

The problem I have is, did anyone really care about Underworld or the movies that followed? I certainly didn’t. Now on the heels of Avatar, studios are hoping to duplicate the success of that film by making other established franchise films 3D as well. This to me is complete bullshit.

This upcoming sequel has a sliver lining however, Kate Beckinsale doesn’t really wanna do it and prefers a reduced role allegedly:

From Bloody-Digusting:

Hiding within an article over at Variety our scoop from last August(!) was confirmed reporting that Kate Beckinsale will in fact be starring in Underworld 3D, assuming she can’t work her way out of the deal. What do I mean? Well, sources tell us she’s trying to find a way out of the film — or at least have a smaller role in order to "pass the torch" to one of her kindred (yes, she has not one, but two daughters at this point). With a plan to release the film in theaters on January 21, 2011, production needs to commence soon. Who will helm? The Variety article states Len Wiseman will once again go behind the camera.

I honestly don’t remember a successful picture the woman has done, or whether Underworld could be considered her most successful picture. If she does decide to take a reduced role, the story (which I could joke all day about) better be solid enough. Was there ever really a “story” in Underworld?

They could always borrow from James Cameron if they seem short of ideas.

Sandra Bullock Gets Inspired By 50 Cent And Beefs With Meryl Streep?

February 3rd, 2010

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Meryl Streep (left) and Sandra Bullock (right) are beefing. I tend to laugh at this sorta thing. Mostly I do because every fight, politically based or entertainment based, have silly reasoning’s. I imagine this is more of a playful fight.

Anyhow, both actresses apparently are both up for the Best Actress Oscar; Sandra Bullock for The Blind Side, and Meryl Streep for Julie and Julia. This is usually a very intense time and understandably things get a little ridiculous.

From WENN (via IMDB):

Following their Best Actress nominations at the upcoming Oscars, Bullock intends to increase the rivalry between the pair – with some good-natured insults.

She tells the Associated Press, "With Meryl, when this whole thing started, I left her a voicemail going, ‘You’ve got to watch your back. I’m gonna cut you. I’m gonna take you down.’

"And then she sent me dead orchids and told me to die, so I sent her a case of liquor and told her to toast to white trash."

For some reason I can’t seem to associate good natured with telling someone to die. Then again, my sense of humor has been deader than dead lately. I wish this worked well on the south side of Chicago without violence.

I would think the bigger threat between the two of them would be in the form of Gabourey Sidibe, who also has a Best Actress nomination for her role in Precious. Let’s be honest however, there is a quota within the academy as to how many black people actually win these things. I think they should give it to her given that so many folks in that industry are disenchanted with awards ceremonies in the first place.

That’s just me however.

SimpleCast: 2/2/10 (Part 2)

February 3rd, 2010

Good Morning, Nikki Jean

February 2nd, 2010

This video is a dedication to the wonderful Nikki Jean, a singer/songwriter who is currently signed to Columbia Records and working on her debut album. Most people know her in addition to her music with Lupe Fiasco (Hip Hop Saved My Life from Lupe’s The Cool album) as being a video blogger on YouTube.

Check her out at: http://youtube.com/nikkijeanproject

Rather than just pick a series of random clips, I put together a collection of Nikki merely greeting her audience.

Below are two versions of the video:

Version 2: